7QTF: Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions Edition

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Q: “So what’s a pretty, 28-year-old, single gal like you doing this Friday night? Big night in the city, huh?”

A:

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Someday my NCB will come…

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Q: “Why are you so anxious to get married and have kids? Don’t you want to have a life?”

A: What, you mean this isn’t quite literally HAVING a LIFE?

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You go, random couple on Google!

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Q: How can you possibly agree with the Church’s teaching on contraception?

A:

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Like I would ever follow some man’s directive to hurt myself.

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Q: *rolls eyes* You wouldn’t have to…

A:

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Besides, I thought the point of marriage was “woo-hoo! No more condoms!”. Oh, wait. No. The point of marriage is HEAVEN.

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Q: So, what are you gonna do? Have a million kids you can’t afford?

A:

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The problem isn’t the pregnancy. It’s your selfish, nonsacrificial attitude.

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Q: How does any of this make you a feminist?

A:

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This caption box is too small to list all the awesome Catholic women who are known for things other than their children.

 

 

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Q: You’re getting on my nerves! Why do Catholics act this way?

A: Our papa told us to. And we honor our mother and father. It’s a commandment.

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Click for some good post-Pentecost inspiration.

 

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