Q: “So what’s a pretty, 28-year-old, single gal like you doing this Friday night? Big night in the city, huh?”
Q: “Why are you so anxious to get married and have kids? Don’t you want to have a life?”
A: What, you mean this isn’t quite literally HAVING a LIFE?
Q: How can you possibly agree with the Church’s teaching on contraception?
Q: *rolls eyes* You wouldn’t have to…
Q: So, what are you gonna do? Have a million kids you can’t afford?
Q: How does any of this make you a feminist?
Q: You’re getting on my nerves! Why do Catholics act this way?
A: Our papa told us to. And we honor our mother and father. It’s a commandment.